We all love the men are like things, and we all use them to some degree. Some of them are cheesy, like men are like parking stalls, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. That’s a classic one. But some are getting better. Some of these given us reason to find eye creams to get better dates, and some of them are just that weird. So here we go. Men are like……

 ~Coffee-the best ones are rich, warm, full bodied, and can keep you up all night long ~Commercials-you can’t believe a word they say.

~Computers-hard to figure out and never have enough memory

~Coolers-load them with beer and you can take them anywhere(or in my mind you can’t take them anywhere)

~copiers-you need them for reproduction, but that’s about it

~bananas-the older they get, the less firm they are.

~bank accounts-without a lot of money, they don’t generate interest

~bike helmets-handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY

~Used Cars-both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable

~vacations-they never seem to be long enough

~government bonds, they take so long to mature

~high heels-they’re easy to walk on once and you get the hang of it

~horoscope-they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

~weather-nothing can be done to change either one of them

~Blenders-you need one, but you’re not quite sure why

~chocolate bars-sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips

~curling irons-they’re always hot and they’re always in your hair

~lawn mowers-if you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it

~Lava lamps-fun to look at, but not all that bright

~eye creams-they get better with age….sometimes

~mascara-they run at the first sight of emotion

~mini skirts-if you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs

~noodles-they’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough

~plungers-they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

~placemats-they only show up when there’s food on the table.